My Stylevana order emails go back to 2021, and for years nobody there had any idea who I was. So I can give you real numbers, not a guess.

How long does Stylevana take to deliver to the UK?

Longer than a UK shop, and the wait is in two parts. First it has to be dispatched, then it has to travel. From my own orders, one was dispatched the next day, one took four days, and one took six days to be packed and another day to leave. Once it's left, international shipping can take a few weeks on top. Weeks, not days.

Three orders isn't a study, but that's the honest shape of it.

Has anything gone missing?

No. Nothing of mine has ever gone missing, and nothing has ever been fake. Everything has arrived sealed, labelled and packed well enough that nothing leaked.

I'm a fussy test case for that too, because I have rosacea and seb derm and I read the full ingredient list on everything. If a bottle turned up with a list that didn't match what the brand publishes, I'd have noticed. It's always matched.

How I plan around it

I reorder when I'm about a third of the way down the bottle, not when I've scraped the last bit out. If you need something by Saturday, this isn't where to buy it.

The rest, including me opening boxes on camera, is in my Is Stylevana Legit? review.